Beating Free Casino Video Slot machines - a satire


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By jedi master, Section Etcetera
Posted on Wed Sep 20, 2006 at 09:32:38 PM PST

[editor's note, by jedi master] It's late and I'm tired. I just finished reading InsiderSlotSecrets.com I feel like making fun of their site. Here's the rant of a dude that is funny (to laugh at, not with)...

I just got back from a talk with this guy who knows all about math and stuff. Se says to me "no way will you be a winner when you go gamble." He said some stuff about maths. But I don't think he knows about math too well. He just made a video. He calls it the "casino free slot video". I call it "good for a laugh at his expense".

Yeah, this guy went to some fancy university and did all sorts of hard math problems. But no way do they do casino math in those places. I've seen them and there are no casino's noplace at all. How do you do casino math without a casino? You tell me that and I'll tell you something else. That's for sure. Want to buy his "casino free slot video" yet.

This guy had a computer simulation but this is what I said to him. "That there casino simulation, that doesn't take into account the law of Large numbers don't it?" Now he didn't even know what the law of large numbers is. Don't he feel silly, MR. "I'm from a big fancy school and I don't even know basic math". I told him about this law.

It's like the "cluster principle." If you gamble a long time (large number of times), you get some lucky streaks. All you gotta do is bet heavily when you're on a lucky streak. When you're cold, you've got to bet low. That's it. I think that argument is the crux behind is his "casino free slot video".

He told me this and he had to say "Gosh, you sure are right. I shouldn't have gone to that fancy school. I should have just came to you straight away! I didn't know what to say after that. I said he sure was kind and that it was probably real nice to be able to talk to some of the nice looking people in his school. He said that him and is friends are scared to talk to girls. Poor guy. Free casino slot video - he figures he's got a winner here.

So you should buy his "casino free slot video" book? I guess the book is coming out before the movie.. It's not ready yet but it also talks about other geat stuff.

How does this sound? I figure a couple little essays like this and I can put InsiderSlotSecrets.com and related sits out of business by stealing all their customers... Or maybe not. It requires the average IQ of people and smart giraffes to be about equal. Free casino slot video - I figure I've got a winner here.

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Beating Free Casino Video Slot machines - a satire | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
Beating video slot machines (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Hero on Thu Nov 18, 2004 at 08:18:01 PM PST
Heheheheheh

Way to put those types of sites in their place. I'd be a rich man if I had a penny for every person that tried to convince me that he found a way to fundamentally go againsts and break the laws of probability and statistics.

Beating video slot machines (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Hero on Fri Nov 19, 2004 at 08:53:24 PM PST
A find it funny how there's so many people out there obsessed with the idea that you can change the payout ratios of slots.

It's funny, but hey, it creates a huge market for people to (a) create slot machines and (b) sell "secret systems" about how to beat said machines.

As far as I'm concerned, bring on the people who think slots can be beaten.

Beating video slot machines (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Hero on Fri Nov 19, 2004 at 08:54:26 PM PST
As far as I'm concerned, bring on the people who think slots can be beaten.

Exactly. I fool and his money are soon parted. I'm all for helping to part the fool and his money :)

Beating Free Casino Video Slot machines - a satire | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
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